Alien Fling

I told her breathing was mandatory on Earth 
She performed crypsis, chuckled and replied 
Love will suffice, you don't need to worry 

Heard she's now in the hands of the military 
Area 51, X miles from Carson City 
Can't camp around here, Mister Shiny Tear  
Love is a ploy, wake the hell up and move on 

Back on the dating scene, forthrightly insincere
No tails, no wings, a preference for internal brain   
Don't take it personal, I'm far from being austere
But hermaphrodites and wraiths, please refrain 

©Jajjazz